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GIANT MICROBES-GIGANTIC LOUSE-Stuffed Plush Head Lice Parasite Cooties Nits RARE

$ 23.73

Availability: 26 in stock
  • All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
  • Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
  • Condition: New
  • Country/Region of Manufacture: China
  • Type: ITCHY, SCRATCHY BITEY!
  • Recommended Age Range: 3-103+
  • Gender: Any and All
  • Character Family: PARASITIC
  • Brand: Giant Microbes
  • Item must be returned within: 30 Days
  • Size: GIGANTIC
  • Refund will be given as: Money back or replacement (buyer's choice)

    Description

    GIANT MICROBES
    GIGANTIC LOUSE HEAD LICE
    (Pediculus capitis)
    OH NO!  It looks like a boring, normal listing!
    (Sorry about that, but we've been too busy to find time to create new listings for a while.  Don't worry...we'll get back to our usual weirdness soon enough.  Due to popular request, we are trying to list the balance of our GIGANTICS inventory as quickly as we can.  In the meantime, enjoy a short listing...for once!)
    08/30/21--PLEASE NOTE: YES!!  We still
    DO
    have some HEAD LICE/LOUSE left in the REGULAR size GIANT MICROBE...we just haven't gotten around to creating that listing yet.  If you want/need/prefer one of those, just purchase a GIANT MICROBE from ANY of our listings priced at .95 and include a note to make that switch.  (Due to the rarity of this design, unfortunately, we must limit quantities to one per customer/address to discourage purchases by resellers.)  IT'S JUST THAT EASY!  Any questions?  JUST ASK!
    All new materials ONLY
    Stuffed with Polyester Fibers
    Approximately 19 1/2" long body (21 1/2" long including antennae), 17" wide (legs), and 4" tall
    Each Giant Microbes tag contains
    a photo of the actual microbe,
    taken through a microscope,
    as well as
    educational (and UNCOMFORTABLE!) information.
    Giant Microbes--a million times actual size!
    For anyone with a healthy sense of humor...especially when you consider
    that all this pest lives to do is SUCK THE BLOOD OUT OF YOUR SKULL!!
    !
    PLEASE NOTE:
    This listing price is for a single, GIGANTIC SIZE plush/stuffed microbe.  The REGULAR SIZE one shown in the 4th photo is for comparison size ONLY...it is NOT included!
    IMPORTANT:
    When these are sent to us from Giant Microbes, depending on the quantity of our order, sometimes they are
    individually bagged and sometimes they are bulk bagged but NOT individually.  When we mail yours out, each WILL be safely wrapped inside either a factory-sealed bag or a new plastic shopping bag to help protect it from the elements as it travels to you.  As these are filled with polyester fibers, it can and will probably be packed tightly for shipping so if it appears a little "squished" when it arrives, it may just need to be shaken and "fluffed" upon removal from its mailing box.  PLEASE, for the safety of your new friend, do NOT cut or puncture the box with any sharp objects!
    A NOTE ABOUT GIANT MICROBES:  We carry almost the complete line of Giant Microbes products (including many retired designs)...and have since the company first began.  It is going to take a while for us to get them all up and listed on here but we ARE working on it.  In the meantime...if you need any that we haven't listed on here yet, feel free to write and ask about our prices and availability.  Yes, we usually have plenty!
    These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for .95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S.
    You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a Paypal refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped.  This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items.
    International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges.  Any questions?  Contact me.
    For further information about ASTRONOMY TO GO, special discounts for MULTI-ITEM PURCHASES, even bigger savings when you purchase MULTIPLE SHIRTS, and our RETURN POLICY, please visit
    About-Deals-Discounts-Returns
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